Wine Jokes

# Drinking wine won’t make your problems go away, but then, neither will drinking water or milk.

Wine taster…

 At a wine merchant’s, the regular taster died and the directorstarted looking for a new one to employ.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The MD of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass to drink.

He tried it and said, “It’s a  Muscat , three years old, grown on a

north slope,matured in steel containers, not best quality but acceptable.”

“That’s correct”, said the boss.  Another glass….
“It’s a Cabernet Sauvignon, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak

barrels, matured at 68 degrees, requires three more years for finest results..”

“Correct again.” Said the boss.  And so followed a third glass…
”It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne , drinking well and exclusive” calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something different.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it and said, “It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant….

and if you don’t give me the job, I’ll name the father.”

2 responses to “Wine Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the new wine for the masses that hate drinking wine for the hastened frequency of bathroom visits? It is called Pinot Nomoor.

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