# Drinking wine won’t make your problems go away, but then, neither will drinking water or milk.
At a wine merchant’s, the regular taster died and the directorstarted looking for a new one to employ.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The MD of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass to drink.
He tried it and said, “It’s a Muscat , three years old, grown on a
north slope,matured in steel containers, not best quality but acceptable.”“That’s correct”, said the boss. Another glass….“It’s a Cabernet Sauvignon, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak
barrels, matured at 68 degrees, requires three more years for finest results..”“Correct again.” Said the boss. And so followed a third glass…”It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne , drinking well and exclusive” calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something different.She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.The alcoholic tried it and said, “It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant….
and if you don’t give me the job, I’ll name the father.”