John Wine Snob says:
Don’t do it!!! You have too much to live for!!! That is why I am here – to try it so you do not have to. What am I talking about? Something called How Now Brown Cow.
It is udderly disgusting. I bought this thing for $8.99 and asked the cashier at Total Wine if he knew anything about it. I asked, “Is it disgusting?” He said diplomatically, “People buy it and say they like it.” I knew better even before I put the bottle in my cart, but something abut the idiocy of the bottle and the absurd idea of Chocolate and wine together in the same bottle intrigued my sense of the ridiculous.
This thing is made in Florida somewhere. The bottle says premium grape wine with natural chocolate and cream flavors. ‘Nuff said? I poured a glass and could not finish it. Not only that I made sure that I had it on the night before garbage day. I even threw my wine glass away…in the neighbor’s receptacle. I would not even taint my own garbage can with this concoction. You can thank me for taking the hit for you.